Tabjudge – Your Tab Has B

The internet is guilty. TabJudge will tell you exactly why.

Click the gavel icon on any webpage and get an instant AI-powered legal verdict — charge, evidence, sentence, and the judge's final devastating word.

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HOW IT WORKS
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1. Install TabJudge (no account needed)
2. Open any webpage
3. Click the ⚖️ gavel icon
4. Receive your verdict in seconds

The AI judge reads the page content and delivers a fully personalized, savage verdict. Every verdict is different. Every page gets what it deserves.

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VERDICT TYPES
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⚖️ GUILTY — Classic. No defense accepted.
✅ NOT GUILTY — Rare. The internet occasionally redeems itself.
🔨 CONTEMPT OF COURT — Reserved for the truly egregious.
⏸️ SUSPENDED SENTENCE — One more chance. Don't waste it.
🌍 COMMUNITY SERVICE — You must do better.

Severity ranges from LOW to MAXIMUM. You've been warned.

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EXAMPLE VERDICTS
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LinkedIn → GUILTY: "Aggravated Humblebragging in the First Degree. The defendant has posted 3 unsolicited opinions about hustle culture and zero actual information."

Reddit → CONTEMPT OF COURT: "Chronic Procrastination with Intent to Scroll. The defendant has been on r/productivity for 47 minutes without becoming productive."

YouTube → SUSPENDED SENTENCE: "Premeditated Productivity Sabotage. The defendant clicked a 5-minute tutorial that is 47 minutes long."

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FREE PLAN
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✓ 3 verdicts per day
✓ All 5 verdict types
✓ Full case history
✓ Works on any webpage
✓ No account required

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PRO — $1.99/month
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✓ 25 verdicts per day
✓ Priority AI model
✓ Cancel anytime
✓ All future features included

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PRIVACY
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TabJudge reads page titles and content only to generate verdicts. No personal data is collected, stored, or transmitted. Verdict history is saved locally in your browser only.

Works on any webpage. Install and judge immediately.