Posttoast — Linkedin Crin
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Overview
PostToast scores every LinkedIn post on a 0-10 cringe scale — in real time, as you scroll.
Click any score badge to see the full breakdown: which signals fired, how many points each added, and why that post made you cringe. Humble brags, broetry, engagement bait, fabricated parables, hustle porn, corporate jargon — PostToast detects over 40 distinct cringe patterns.
HOW IT WORKS
• A score badge appears on every LinkedIn post in your feed
• Click the badge to see the detailed signal breakdown
• Scores update in real time as you scroll
• Toggle on/off anytime from the extension popup
THE SCALE
0 — Genuine Human
3 — Getting Warm
5 — Half Bullshit
7 — Full Cringe
10 — Pure Uncut BS
PRIVACY FIRST
• Runs 100% locally in your browser
• Zero data collection — no analytics, no tracking, no cookies
• No external API calls — everything is processed on your device
• No account required
• Open permission model: only accesses linkedin.com
PostToast is a satirical entertainment tool using local pattern detection. For entertainment purposes.
Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by LinkedIn Corporation. LinkedIn is a registered trademark of LinkedIn Corporation.
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