Classifire

Big r/relationship_advice threads are a wall of hundreds of comments — actual advice buried between one-liners, pile-on judgments, and "any update??". ClassifiRe reads each comment and pins a small badge on it:

🟢 Advice — concrete suggestions on what OP should do
🟣 Judgment — verdicts and takes on the people involved
🔵 Question — requests for more information
🟠 Experience — commenters sharing their own similar story
💛 Support — comfort and encouragement directed at OP
⚪ Update request / low-effort — flagged so you can hide it

A small filter panel on the page lets you show only the categories you care about — for example, just Advice and Experience — and hide low-effort comments entirely. Filtered comments are dimmed (or fully hidden, your choice) without collapsing the replies underneath them.

How it works: comment text is classified once by a language model (Anthropic Claude) via our own private proxy, then cached — locally and server-side — so the same comment is never classified twice. No account, no setup, no tracking, no ads.

Scope: works on r/relationship_advice thread pages (new and old Reddit). Public comment text is the only page content read.

Privacy policy: https://classifire-proxy.mcdonalds532.workers.dev/privacy