Buzzkill Corporate Jargon

Synergy. Circle back. Low-hanging fruit. Let's take this offline. If your inbox reads like a press release, Buzzkill is here to save you from becoming corporate loser.

It highlights the corporate buzzwords in Gmail and your LinkedIn feed, tells you what they actually mean, catches your own before you hit send, and keeps a running leaderboard of the worst offenders. All of it happens inside your browser. Nothing ever leaves.

SAVE YOUR INBOX AND FEED FROM CORPORATE BUZZWORDS
Open an email and the jargon lights up. Hover any highlight for a plain-English translation, click to swap the phrase for what the person actually meant, or flip one switch to translate the whole email at once. The same thing runs on LinkedIn: every post in your feed gets a Buzzkill call-out with a verdict, from "Plain-spoken" all the way to "Fluent Corporate," a Corporate Rank, and a live buzzword count.

NEW: CATCH JARGON AS YOU TYPE IT
Buzzkill now highlights buzzwords live in your Gmail drafts the moment you type them, not just when you hit send, so you can fix them on the spot. This update also adds a VC/Startup expansion pack (term sheets, pitch decks, and founder-grind culture, in plain English) alongside Legal, Crypto, and Consulting, and grows the core library to 635 phrases.

SOUND LIKE A HUMAN, NOT A PRESS RELEASE
Buzzkill checks your own writing, too. Start a draft and it counts your buzzwords in real time. Try to send with them still in there and a guard stops you, flags the "sorry to bother you" phrasing that makes you sound unsure, and rewrites the whole thing in plain English in one click. Clean sends build a streak. Leaks reset it.

A LEADERBOARD FOR THE WORST JARGON OFFENDERS
Buzzkill ranks everyone in your inbox and feed by how corporate they sound, from Intern to Executive, and keeps a worst-offenders leaderboard. Finally, proof of who never met a synergy they didn't like, alongside your own saves, streaks, and a seven-day recap.

BUZZWORD BINGO, PLAYED AGAINST YOUR REAL INBOX AND FEED
Pick a theme (Sales, Startup, Recruiter, and more) and Buzzkill deals you a 5x5 card. The squares mark themselves as real emails and posts use the phrases. Fill a line to win, chase the achievements, and share your card with the group chat.

EVERYTHING STAYS IN YOUR BROWSER
No account, no tracking, no servers. Your email, your feed, the people you read, and your stats never leave your computer. The only network call Buzzkill makes is fetching a small settings file from the developer, and it carries none of your data.

PAY ONCE. YOURS FOR LIFE, OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
Try the whole thing free for 7 days, no card required. After that it's a one-time $7, no subscription, no account, nothing that renews. Want more? Expansion packs for Legal, Crypto, Consulting, and VC/Startup are $3 each, $7 for all four, or $10 gets you everything. You can even gift it to the coworker who needs it most.

Install once, and never circle back on corporate-speak again.