Burn Before Reading Set T
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Overview
The internet is a graveyard of unsolicited opinions, LinkedIn "thought leadership," and headlines written by algorithms for people who click on headlines written by algorithms. Burn Before Reading is your digital flamethrower.
Shift-click anything that offends you. Watch it turn to ash. Read the epitaph. Feel measurably better. Repeat until the internet is tolerable, or until you run out of tabs — whichever comes first.
What it does:
— Throws high-fidelity fire at whatever deserves it. That LinkedIn post. That Reddit thread. That "hey" from Mike at 11pm.
— Leaves a custom epitaph tailored to the site and the crime.
— Provides the psychological closure that therapy promised but couldn't deliver.
How it works:
1. Hit Cmd+B (or Ctrl+B on Windows, you're welcome).
2. Shift-click the cringe.
3. Watch it burn. Read the words. Exhale. Continue.
No accounts. No tracking. No newsletter. Just fire.
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